I am losing my hair. Is it wrong to send my pitbulls to kill children who laugh at me? (2 Kings 2:23-24)?

2 Kings 2:23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. ';Go on up, you baldhead!'; they said. ';Go on up, you baldhead!'; 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.I am losing my hair. Is it wrong to send my pitbulls to kill children who laugh at me? (2 Kings 2:23-24)?
That depends... Are you a prophet of God and are the children knowingly mocking you because you are a prophet?I am losing my hair. Is it wrong to send my pitbulls to kill children who laugh at me? (2 Kings 2:23-24)?
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Spare the grizzly, spoil the child?
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god must be bald
See Sluggo, this is the problem when people attempt to understand the Bible without professional help. Elisha sent BEARS not DOGS. Two completely different species. (Ursa and Lupus). Now if you wish to smite the little impudents, you must smite them in the name of the ';Lord';, and you need 2 large bears, and you need to live near the woods. Now remember, renting a couple of large bears, and keeping them fed until the little urchins appear, can be rather costly. You may want to just go with a paintball gun. (Corinthians 7)
Hello? It says BEARS. Nothing about pitbulls. If you can command bears, then go right ahead.
sounds like u need help in more ways then one. last time i checked murder in any form was against the law.
The words used here that is translated as ';youths'; or ';children'; actually refers to young men who were adults by our standards. These men possibly intended harm to the prophet.
It's only wrong if you are a Midianite or Canaanite or ... or ... wait... they were all exterminated by the Israelites... never mind.
Perhaps you shouldn't mess with a Prophet of God? I suppose that would be the lesson to learn. I'm pretty sure you are not a prophet of God.
I guess you should because if it is in the bible, it must be completely moral and would completely translate to modern times. Remember as well, if you take two angels into your home and all the men in your town come to have sex with them, you should definitely offer them your two virgin daughters for them to rape instead.
Reason number 117,640 why I'm an Atheist.
think of what is going to happen to those who laugh at God now!!
Children can be so cruel. It is wrong for them to laugh at you, but you are the grown up here. And you would go to jail. Plus wouldn't you feel awful?
don't judge this ...In the Bible..God did it...But here..you do it...you are not Elisha....he was a prophet..an inocent man..who did everything God wanted him to do..for mankind...you don't have such a job...so leave the kids...By the way..I think I am in love with a bald man..you must love the kids..not the dogs..and this dogs....I think they are run by satan..as the lions..are...since Adam..
nice of him to turn the other cheek
yes it is wrong.





you cannot alter the word of god.





you must use BEARS.





do pitbulls look like BEARS to you?
that is a brutal story of dangerous and evil people. DONT LISTEN TO IT!
Yes, it would be wrong because it's YOU and not God who is doing it.